Mofo

Thursday, March 30, 2006

alright... its been sometime since i got here.
munich and v for vendetta are good movies, find time to watch them. i still love braveheart though
been busy with the usual, work, its suckier than ever now, both whores just got back, fucking male organs being a cunt just cos he cant play his bicycle game on his handphone, what the fuck.
hopefully i get bonus, so that i can have more $ of cos :)
heres the deal. if they give me bonus, then they arent cunts anymore, makes sense doesnt it?
well, im working on a puzzle with tanya and shes go up and beat about it....its almost completed. its this painting of the tower of babel, way cool. even more cool when its puzzle form. think im gonna hang puzzle paintings around my own hse in future. that'll be more meaningful then, yeah well, i appreciate his work and so i bought it and have it hung over my dining table. truth be told, as u mother fuckers would have expected, im doing 10% of the puzzle, baby's doing the rest :D

hahahahah

things are going kinda well, schools gonna start soon, my dad gave zac away,
zac's my pet arrowana... i still cant spell, and im not proud of that.really.
ticks are bloody hell annoying, poor jag, must be in pain every now and then.

disneyballonssunflowerstaircaselandingsmayjustwelleadtothelastthingiseebefore
igotosleepandthefirstiseewheniwakeup

I LOVE TANYA.really do.

ps: i was joking about the drying them and then reusing them again as toilet paper, shove it into ur moms facial tissue box instead, and according to some useful feedback, condoms dun make good chewing gum.

mofoed @ 12:41 AM

Thursday, March 16, 2006

It doesnt make sense!
It doesnt make sense!!

Shit doesnt make sense -_-'

-extracted from Mhud Solikin the fat fat fat at 1:30 16 march 2006 and he's still fat-

mofoed @ 1:45 PM

Monday, March 13, 2006

Its been a week of work, and its not too bad actually, been sent out to give leaflets recently, and that was a very wrong move by the boss....
flyers/leaflets are lousy forms of advertisments, they only serve as reading materials when bored while travelling or when taking shit some even use it to clean up their body waste, Therefore your product and the person's waste will be linked together in the person's memory forever.
I strongly urge companies to stop giving flyers and sack all the cunts giving them.
save the earth,
reuse condoms as chewing gum
hang your toilet paper out to dry so that u can use them again and again
stop buying newspapers, read the fucking news online
plastic bags are useless, they tear anyway, just bring the shopping mart trolley home instead

Finally
the most important thing that sucked today was being seated to between two skinned people that left me so space to be seated comfortably and one of them had a serious workout before boarding the train

mofoed @ 11:17 PM

okay, before this goes any further, i would like to give credit to my baby for setting up this blog for me. YES, she stayed up all night to do it :) i really appreciate it. thanks!!! *bigbighugg*
i insist, i aint gay.

mofoed @ 11:14 PM

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Shitting can be a very good experience, especially when u have to run after a bus thinking u left ur wallet on it following which u forgot that u needed to shit due to the relief that u actually have ur wallet with u stuck up ur ass AND finding toilets still unusable after 'our' call for more hygenic toilets since the scars incident is really depressing.Finally, toilet doors that cannot close properly when ur inside needing to take a crap realy sucks.

Work sucks too with a sore throat and annoying people all around. - fat chicks that cant make up their mind is all that made the differences-

i have decided to come up with random things that suck, besides work that is and.... erm maybe vodka ohh not to mention peeps with white specs gel-ed up spike hair who drink them. That includes pousers who walk around with clean skateboards and jackets trying to convince the general public that I AM SKATER YARH!!! DIG ME!!
That brings me to fucked up color combinations, purple and yellow dun go together, if u happen to see me wearing them, i cant be bothered.
*note YOU CANNOT USE THE SAME REASON AS ME
What about chinese songs that are derived from others, for example, numanuma. copying is alright, but when u copy and play them over and over again it is FUCKING annoying. dancing to them is so so wrong as well.not cute, it doesnt get me horny and no one within 50m radius is turned on so seriously stop it. flashing might help, might.

mofoed @ 11:39 PM

Friday, March 10, 2006

I'm not gay

mofoed @ 6:00 PM